// hidden features //

• ↑↑↓↓←→←→BA press from anywhere, not inside a text field. triggers a full-screen CRT scanline overlay with “CHEAT CODE ACTIVATED” and a chiptune arpeggio.
• trogdor type the word anywhere on the page. trogdor the burninator flies across the screen from right to left, fire blazing, with a descending roar.
• deletedexclamationpoint type the word anywhere on the page. strong bad’s “DELETED!” slams onto the screen in giant red text with a dramatic thunk sound.
• click title 5× click the “shane·blog” site title five times within two seconds. a secret message fades in from the bottom of the screen.
• right-click right-click anywhere to replace the browser context menu with a windows 95-style menu. hold shift while right-clicking to get the real menu back.
• ⌘K + commands open the command palette and type: sudo make me a sandwich, rm -rf /, ls, whoami, pwd, uname, help, or exit. each returns a themed terminal-style response.
• /terminal navigate to /terminal for a full fake interactive shell. supports command history, arrow-key navigation, neofetch, ping, trogdor, and more.
• bottom right corner look at the very bottom-right of any page. a near-invisible visitor counter lives there at 7% opacity. only readable if you know to look.
• this page the link to this page is hidden in the footer at 7% opacity. a sneakers reference. most people will never find it.